Only men in Nigeria with one wife are the broke, sick and very old ones
By Dominic Kidzu
Frankly, there are no faithful husbands anywhere in Nigeria, they just don’t exist.
I have been around for a while, and I have traversed the length and breadth thereof but never for a split second did I come across one, and clearly now, never ever will.
The men in the good Lord’s vineyard are not excepted. They win stranded souls quite alright, and a few bottoms to boot as well. For these ones the spirit is always willing, God have mercy, but the body is weak. Praise the Lord!
Truly, nowhere in the vast history of the black race were men restricted to one wife. A man’s economic strength determined the number of wives he took just as the size of the harem signposted his might in the society.
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And the women where quite happy to be married into the home of a mighty man of valour who already had other wives, because it was a thing of shame for a woman to remain unmarried even when her breasts were already going South.
Suddenly, the Whiteman came into Africa in search of raw materials and brought the Christian bible with him, and his way of life, then things really fell apart.
Unfortunately, after all these centuries, the Whiteman who forbade the blackman from taking more than one wife is now taking his fellow man as wife.
There are not many men on earth that can be happy with one woman all their life. And this is the truth that must be stated even if our wives are going to eat their hearts out and even refuse us a little something when the lights are low.
The good thing is that most African wives are well aware of the nature of their husbands, but pretend not to know as long as the man provides for the family and comes home every day.
Things usually come to a head when the man mentions bringing in another wife, then all hell will break loose and the center will no longer hold.
Why do wives who always knew their husband’s polygamous nature wage war once a second wife is mentioned? Don’t kid yourselves that madam cannot bear to share you with another woman, she is already used to that. She just doesn’t want her children to have to share property rights with the children of another woman, see?
The very rich and powerful have wives and concubines everywhere, but Madam Wife doesn’t raise hell. You know why? There are enough properties to go round.
Men should be well advised to work hard not only with their p***s, but with their hands as well, if they must enjoy that intrinsic polygamous nature they are usually so proud of. Work hard, make money, build houses, then madam will really let you do what you want
Trust me, I know what I am saying. Looking for faithful husbands in Africa? Try next door, please.
